(Source: girlsbydaylight)

female character: kicking ass
female character: *captured*
female character: *suddenly useless*
male protag: I'LL SAVE YOU
male character: *fighting bad guys* *kills off a few*
bad guy: *lets female character go* *fights protag*
female character: *runs to the side and cowers*
me: SHE WAS JUST KICKING ASS WHY DOESN'T SHE PICK UP A FUCKING SWORD FROM ONE OF THE DEAD GUYS? WHAT?
male character: are you alright? *clutches female character*
bad guy: *goes to stab male protag from behind*
female character: *LITERALLY FACING IN BAD GUY'S DIRECTION DOES AND SAYS NOTHING TO WARN MALE PROTAG*
male protag: *STABBED*
female character: *screaming helpless*
male protag who should be dead: *kills off bad guy* *emerges victorious*
~THE END~
me: PATRIARCHY LITERALLY DEFIES THE LAWS OF COMMON SENSE.

shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"
good morning

sappling:

henteye:

how did pizza get deleted

don’t question blessings

4,644 playsDownload

tocifer:

ah, the power of youth [x]

neskamd:

I just was in the mood :’>

miumiu2000:

997:

WHITE TRASH IS WINNING WTF

please vote nicki

rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

Makoto and Kisumi ♥ || F R E E ! Eternal Summer

(Source: keiko-chan)

axelkatten:

kaiko-art:

The online review Digibro spreads awareness of just how much anime depends on sales from SO FEW people, how we take it for granted, and how there are so many behind-the-scenes business horror stories that I wasn’t even aware of!  Just be prepared for some really fast talking!

Watch it, for the sake of Digi’s broken foot! 

And if you dig his videos, support him on Patreon, and follow him on the social’z.

Some good points here about economic pressures and their effects on the anime industry, which explains why there’s so much creepy/terrible shit.

maisiewilliams:

you were named after the bravest man I ever knew, xkit guy potter-

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

seeing people still using tags you helped them create more like *faints bc people are too cute*

bluejamjarart:

HERE IT IS