caught up to noragami and i just whY FUCK THIS

sextingtate:

yeah but what if fred weasley became a hogwarts ghost

pulling pranks and flirting with seventh-years and telling an over-exaggerated version of his death to anyone who will listen, haunting slytherin first years and popping up in the boring classes and making faces at the teachers behind their backs

skip a few decades. george weasley dies.

fred’s ghost is never seen again in hogwarts

(Source: kinkylupin)

GIVEAWAY TIME!

certainlynotdavid:

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Alright! sorry about the delay and understand the amount of prizes only GOES UP as time / views do
as it is now we will have a total of 53 winners PER REGION! with two first place winners PER REGION!!

<This isn’t a first come first serve giveaway it is a raffle using RNG, sorry that I didn’t make that more clear>

Rewards:
First place will receive all of the skins that were available at PaxEast2014:

  • Riot Blitzcrank!
  • Arcade Hecarim!
  • New: Arctic Ops Varus!
  • The unreleased RIOT WARD SKIN: “Fistbump”


The remaining 51 winners will randomly receive:

  • Riot Blitzcrank!
  • Arcade Hecarim!
  • New: Arctic Ops Varus!
  • The unreleased RIOT WARD SKIN: “Fistbump”
  • Vii/Jinx lanyard
  • Porro stress ball <3!!
  • League of Legends poster


How to win:
Be logged into your youtube account before attempting to enter!!
Watch this video and type in the comments:  
your viewer number AND your server identification!!
as well as your preferred contact!!

<tumblr url, e-mail, hell i’ll text if you want but keep in mind this is a public video!!!>
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(any comments without server ID will be considered NA servers)
(recommended to screen shot your viewer number in case of a dispute) (make sure the video is in the shot)
that’s it! you’re done!

The winners will be announced on THURSDAY OF THIS WEEK (4/17/14!!!)
there isn’t much time summoners!
"Fortune doesn’t favor fools!" - Miss Fortune

  • Viewing bar: 50K views = amumu plushie with free shipping to any region 


"We"are in no way affiliated with Riot, Logitech,Pax, Google or any of their associates. or well any business ?? 
(we being the giveaway holders)

In the case of shipping the winner will be responsible with paying the shipping fees.

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

(Source: yimmyayo)

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

brozoinks:

i love how “lmao” has evolved over the years from a genuine expression of mirth to the modern symbol of wet, unemphatic amusement; the mere ghost of an emotion, reflecting the journey of modern youth from innocent naievete to hardened apathy lmao

(Source: brozoi)

(Source: keiko-chan)

ikimaru:

there are two kinds of people

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zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

DUDES

DUDES GUYS DUDEBROCHACHO HE-MAN BROSEPHSTEINBECHS

SO I WENT OUT TO GET SOME ICE CREAM THIS NIPPLE-FRIDDLED NIGHT BECAUSE I FELT LIKE GETTING SOME GODDAMN ICE CREAM

BUT THEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, “JACKSON, YOU ARE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, YOU SHOULD GET MORE THAN ICE CREAM!!”

A SMALL PART OF MY MIND REPLIED “WAIT NO UR NOT” BUT I DIDNT LISTEN TO IT SO I GOT SOME GODDAMN COOKIES.

ON THE WAY OUT, THERE WAS THIS CUTE LITTLE SIGN THAT SAID “SOFT DRINKS” AND I ONCE AGAIN THOUGHT TO MYSELF FOR A RECORD TWO TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. THE THOUGHT THAT HAPPENED IN MY BRAIN WAS “DUDE YOU LIKE SODAS TOO YOU SHOULD GET SOME GODDAMN SODA”

SO YOU KNOW WHAT????

I FUCKING DID. AND I ALSO GOT SOME MONSTERS BECAUSE THEY WERE IN THE SAME AISLE AND I FUCKIN LOVE MONSTERS TOO SUE ME FOR BEING A STONE COLD BUTTER-SLATHERED BROSKI

SO I GET HOME WITH THESE COOKIES AND ICE CREAM AND SODA AND SHIT AND

THERE IS MY BLENDER

JUST SITTING THERE

GLISTENEING BEAUTIFULLY

SO IG ET AN IDEA IN MY HEAD THAT

THAT I SHOULD BLEND IT ALL

THAT I SHOULD MAKE THE BEST THING EVER

AND SO I DID

GOD FUCKING SHITFUCK THIS IS THE BEST DECISION IVE EVER MADE

MY HEART IS SCREAMING BUT I WILL SHOW NO MERCY TO THE MUSCLE OF MISERY

I WANNA FUCKIN RUN A MARATHON

I WANNA

FUCKIN

RUN DOWN A HORSE

A GODDAMN HORSE

AND JUST LIKE, STROKE IT SENSUALLY AND NEIGH QUIETLY INTO ITS EAR

I WANNA RIP THE STILL BEATING HEART OUT OF A GROWN ASS MAN AND SHOVE IT UP HIS GROWN ASS ASS FOR SCIENCE

AND THEN IM GONNA MOTHERFUCKIN SOLVE COLD FUSION AND WORLD HUNGER AND THEN JUST

WRITE NORTH KOREA A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER

FUCK YEAH

egberts:

"they’re your family you have to love them" no i don’t

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

shouldabeenablowjob:

[reading fic]

[cute thing happens between otp]

[covers face]

[grins]

[slides down in chair and pulls legs up]

[long high pitched whine]

[straightens self out and continues reading]

(Source: princelyrobot)

jesuotaku:

rivirambles:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

Wendy’s is doing the same thing.

Will wonders never cease.

Reblogging this because it keeps showing up on my dash and I keep not-quite raining on the parade, but it seems like everyone thinks this means something different than it does, so I guess I’ll rain on it a little bit.

I’m afraid this motion has nothing to do with conquering the gender binary or whatever Tumblr is really happy about to be reblogging it so heavily. It’s not about making little children feel like they can get whichever toy they prefer. It’d be nice if it was, but I’d be shocked if that was the case.

No, the girl toy here is a My Little Pony. Which means that the *real* reason for this notice is that a bunch of bronies, as there are bajillions of photos and videos of them doing, are coming into fast food restaurants and buying several happy meals. They threw pissy fits when asked if they wanted the “boy or girl” toy, insisting that My Little Pony isn’t for girls or whatever, again, only saying this because of overwhelming evidence that bronies do this shit. Management eventually has enough of it, asks employees to just ask if people want Skylanders or My Little Pony so they won’t have any more disgusted bronies getting mad that their precious fandom is targeted at crappy dumb little girls.

So the short version is: this little paper unfortunately means the exact opposite of what you think it means, socially speaking. It was put up because grown-ass men get all pissy when it’s suggested that they like a thing for girls.

Proof: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2014/04/editorial-how-to-buy-mcdonalds-ponies.html <— this was posted on the net’s biggest brony hive on April 10, 2014. So yeah, this is sadly not about anything else but how awful bronies are, sorry.

(Source: scarfetsu)

GIVEAWAY TIME!

certainlynotdavid:

image


Alright! sorry about the delay and understand the amount of prizes only GOES UP as time / views do
as it is now we will have a total of 53 winners PER REGION! with two first place winners PER REGION!!

<This isn’t a first come first serve giveaway it is a raffle using RNG, sorry that I didn’t make that more clear>

Rewards:
First place will receive all of the skins that were available at PaxEast2014:

  • Riot Blitzcrank!
  • Arcade Hecarim!
  • New: Arctic Ops Varus!
  • The unreleased RIOT WARD SKIN: “Fistbump”


The remaining 51 winners will randomly receive:

  • Riot Blitzcrank!
  • Arcade Hecarim!
  • New: Arctic Ops Varus!
  • The unreleased RIOT WARD SKIN: “Fistbump”
  • Vii/Jinx lanyard
  • Porro stress ball <3!!
  • League of Legends poster


How to win:
Be logged into your youtube account before attempting to enter!!
Watch this video and type in the comments:  
your viewer number AND your server identification!!
as well as your preferred contact!!

<tumblr url, e-mail, hell i’ll text if you want but keep in mind this is a public video!!!>
(any comments without a preferred contact will be messaged through YT!)
(any comments without server ID will be considered NA servers)
(recommended to screen shot your viewer number in case of a dispute) (make sure the video is in the shot)
that’s it! you’re done!

The winners will be announced on THURSDAY OF THIS WEEK (4/17/14!!!)
there isn’t much time summoners!
"Fortune doesn’t favor fools!" - Miss Fortune

  • Viewing bar: 50K views = amumu plushie with free shipping to any region 


"We"are in no way affiliated with Riot, Logitech,Pax, Google or any of their associates. or well any business ?? 
(we being the giveaway holders)

In the case of shipping the winner will be responsible with paying the shipping fees.